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Creat de dragos2006, Septembrie 22, 2010, 11:52:10 PM

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Words of wisedom.

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure.

If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.


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pharaonu75

Planurile nu inseamna nimic. Planificarea e totul. (Dwight Eisenhower)<br />Sun Photo     YouTube

orbanstefan64


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Realitatea e un pic diferita.
Computerele la care comunicam sunt majoritatea chinezesti.
Ei fac multa marfa ieftina pt ca acolo nu au concurenta si asta doreste populatia globului.
La voi chiar se vinde marfa cu mici defecte si cea buna ajunge ....... in alte parti.
Dar spun cei ce au fost in China ca fac si treaba de calitate.
VW, MBZ, BMW, Ford, GM, Audi, etc au toate componente Chinezesti si vor avea din ce in ce mai multe.
La 1 milion de ingineri pe an se gasesc macar 10% buni.

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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"The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live."

balanescuadrian

Citat din: AndreiRN din Noiembrie 14, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
La voi chiar se vinde marfa cu mici defecte si cea buna ajunge ....... in alte parti.

cum va dati seama ca un calculator se vinde cu mici defecte?!..iar cele bune se duc in alte parti? :hi:

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Citat din: balanescuadrian din Noiembrie 17, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
Citat din: AndreiRN din Noiembrie 14, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
La voi chiar se vinde marfa cu mici defecte si cea buna ajunge ....... in alte parti.

cum va dati seama ca un calculator se vinde cu mici defecte?!..iar cele bune se duc in alte parti? :hi:

English please!  :nod:

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Citat din: balanescuadrian din Noiembrie 17, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
Citat din: AndreiRN din Noiembrie 14, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
La voi chiar se vinde marfa cu mici defecte si cea buna ajunge ....... in alte parti.
cum va dati seama ca un calculator se vinde cu mici defecte?!..iar cele bune se duc in alte parti? :hi:
Well, the warranty laws and customer protection are very strict here.
I can take a plant home and not water it until it dies and take it back for a replacement.
Any minor problem with a computer and it goes back to the store for a replacement here.

balanescuadrian

I assembled and tested computers and have not noticed and treated bad parts as good!
I'm not saying there are no parts damaged or broken or did not meet the technical, but I have never installed broken parts as good!
We used to replace damaged parts returned by customers!  :hi:



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That is standard operation for functional active parts.
The deffects are limited to cosmetic ones that come mostly from handling.

http://www.popsci.com/

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