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A planet from a different galaxie.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101118/ts_afp/usspaceastronomyeuropegermanychile_20101118204119

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Please Tax me.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20101119/ts_yblog_theticket/millionaires-to-obama-tax-us

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http://vitality.yahoo.com/video-second-act-marina-marchese-23058022

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Turte proteice.

http://wallacefamilyapiary.wordpress.com/2010/11/21/feeding-making-pollen-substitute-patties/

[flavius]

An Arab student wrote to his dad:

Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.

Your son, Nasser
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My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.

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When $$$$ flow out of your backyard you do not need to use your brain.

[flavius]

yeaaaah...right...

how do you say in English: sictir? 

God damn'd Arabs...

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Nature makes a balance in everything.

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"Take a method and try it.
If it fails, admit it frankly, and try another.
But by all means, try something."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

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http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/7-towns-where-land-is-free.html

7 Towns Where Land is Free

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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/nyregion/30bigcity.html?_r=2&scp=2&sq=bees&st=cse

Red bees.

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Steve Martin

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/questionofgod/voices/martin.html

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"Rest and you rust."

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Mark didn't waiver. Dropping his tools he slipped into the swarm, his bare head now in the eye of the bee hurricane.
He trotted in sync across the yard as the swarm eased away. Wearing a bee halo, Mark hopped over one fence, then another. He was now running to keep up with the thundering animal in whose belly his head floated.  They all crossed the road and hurried down an open field, and then he jumped another fence.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2010/12/03/130563531/jumping-fences-with-bees-a-new-extreme-sport

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20101210/sc_livescience/lostcivilizationmayhaveexistedbeneaththepersiangulf

In fact, recent evidence from the sequencing of the Neanderthal genome suggests interbreeding, meaning we are part caveman.